fineapplepizza:

things i was thinking during the you and i music video:

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slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

this little idiot is so happy about himself while everyone’s ignoring him

nue:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

"I need to let you go."
6 Word Story  (via c-oquetry)
"Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently."
Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."
Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)
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